every stackoverflow help request is either:
"hello i installed kali linux on my computer now how do i hack my friend. also what happened to windows its my dads computer help"
or
"I'm taking a high level graduate computer science course in which the professor has assigned us to write a program to solve the halting problem in Java. How do I use enums? I'm only familiar with C++ and JavaScript. It is due in four hours, so please respond quickly."