Kids are smoking the fedirot virus
"Young sysadmins who are gonna think this is an easy alternative for me to deal with my stress and anxiety"
This is after a typo in a post from the Akkoma Software Foundation
"Faaaaaaaacts: Ive been legit permatripping since i did Database rot"
Footage emerged of a Sharkey employee stuck in a backpack
"Does this backpack make me look like im a backpack?"
And to make matters worse
Snac2 is coming to broadway
illy [Shrimple-mode] 
@illyBytes@shrimp.imsofucking.gay